Once upon a time some really smart scientist thought, “with this laser I will save mankind, and make the world a better place for future generations. Yeah, that’s a sweet laser right there”. Fast forward, and now we’re using lasers to remove unwanted butt, and mustache hair. It’s close to your original vision, Mr. scientist. I mean, almost the same thing. Basically the same thing.
I mean, you’re keeping tons of hairy people in the dating game. So, as ambassador of the massively hairy, I say “thank you super smart laser scientist”. It wasn’t what you intended, but it’s what we did with it, and there’s nothing you can do about it now.
You can go suck rocks if you don’t like it.